Mario Farwell's YOU KNOW I CAN'T EAT BUFFALO MEAT WHEN THERE'S A TERRORIST ON THE LOOSE (Now thru 8/1-- Creve Coeur)

Mario Farwell

You Know I Can't Eat Buffalo Meat

When There's A Terrorist on the Loose

by

Mario Farwell

Lowell Lovelace is a middle-aged black male with his own business. Lowell also has a brilliant idea to cash in on his one-eighth American Indian heritage (and get a cut of Creek Indian casino money) by transforming himself and his home into what he thinks is traditional American Indian style. Unfortunately, he does this the day his family meets their daughter's fiancé's parents, the upper-crust Barondorffs. Things are rocky but manageable for Lowell's long-suffering wife Maggie as she deals with the snooty Barondorffs, their rapper son LAX, neighbor Darrel, who insists on displaying his Scottish heritage with the shrill of bag pipes, and his pre-altzheimic mother-in-law Noona, a former girl street-gang leader. Things get dicey when Lowell mistakes Rajeem Nasir, a Pakistani terrorist, for the Creek tribe representative. They are all taken hostage by Rajeem, who reveals his intention of blowing up one of the revered American and St. Louis landmarks. Will they escape? Will the young couple get married? Will St. Louis still have its landmark? Will the Buffalo meat burn? Find out in this hilarious farce.

Directed by

Judy Yordon

July 24, 25, 31 August 1 2009 at 8:00 PM

July 26, August 2 2009 at 2:00 PM

Advanced Tickets: General Admission $10.00

Seniors and Students $8.00

Groups of 10 or more General Admission $8.00

Seniors and Students $5.00

Tickets at the Door General Admission $12.00

Seniors and Students $10.00

Thomas Hunter Theater

DeSmet Jesuit High School

233 N New Ballas Road

Creve Coeur MO 63141

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